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To be driven in life not by sex, but by garlic bread. Asexual people experience little to no sexual attraction at all and instead focus on the more important things in life, such as dragons and Italian cuisine. Some of them may still experience romantic attraction, whether to a fictional character or a real person, but it's common for them to have no interests in relationships altogether.
I took them to a romantic Italian dinner, but because they're asexual all they cared about were the garlic breadsticks.
by teplo March 21, 2022
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asexuality

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to not be sexually attracted to anyone or not have interest in having sex :not having a sexual drive towards anyone no matter the gender
she wasnt attracted to anyone she wasnt impotent not ugly just not attracted to anyone she was of asexuality
by heyyeahyeah October 13, 2011
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asexual reproduction

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often confused with autosexual reproduction
in asexual reproduction only one organism, which is neither male nor feamale, is involved. the organism reproduces either by
1. fission, litterally spliting itself in half to create two organisms. (imagine having yourself ripped in half, and then each half growing back the half it is missing)
or
2. budding, where the new organism starts of as a growth on the side of the original organism. (like having a little man grow out of you're ass cheek, a little man that is exactly like you)
Yeast cells use asexual reproduction. (specifically the second form, budding)

Single celled organisms often use asexual reproduction (fission).
by astrocom January 3, 2005
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Panromatic asexual

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A sexual orientation, meaning a person that is attracted to all sexes in an aromantic idiosyncrasy or manner way, but not necessarily in a sexual. Usually used by asexuals instead biromantic to disregard the idea that there are only two sexes.

Below is how I (who personally identifies as a panromantic asexual) through observation and experience have found is easiest to explain panromantic asexualism to people who don't know (or are unaware of) what is in a situation (usually where google or urban dictionary aren't available); and after the break-in-page is a situation where it would be used in context
"Wait, hold your advancement in conversation a minute, friend....I don't understand. Alex is totally known for being pretty, and kinda hot too, but she told me that she would date anyone that she thought she liked, after she got to know them a bit...but she's still a virgin?" -Person #1

“Yep. That's because she identifies with panromatic asexual.” -(educated) Person #2

"Ohhh...wait. Isn't pansexual or panwhatever-you-call-it when, like...you know... you 'like like' pretty much anything? Like even objects and stuff?" -Person #1

“...Nope. Panromatic asexual is basically someone who's attracted to people based off their personality, not their sex or whether that person is transgender or any other gender, and not limited to the society's stereotypical 'boy or girl'.” -Person #2

“Ohh. That's cool.” -(now educated) Person #1

-break-

“Yo hot stuff. Wanna have some fun?” said a deep voice from in between the two buildings.

“Do I know you?”
“Not yet ya' don't. Wanna change that?”
“I'm panromatic and asexual. No thank you.”
by Alex Salver March 4, 2015
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Even worse than "ur mom gay" and "ur dad lesbian"
Carl- "ur mom gay"
Joe- "ur dad lesbian"
Carl- *chocking back tears* "ur gender neutral parent asexual"
Joe- *collapses into a black hole from shame*
by Danktonium March 8, 2018
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asexual romantic

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basically a relationship with no sexual attraction, like a friendship but with all the couple-y stuff
sometimes i feel like Luke may be asexual romantic
by G.R.A.C.E May 23, 2016
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Asexual

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A term used by people to describe themselves when they do not experience sexual attraction

It is NOT a term used by people “too ugly to get laid” because that’s straight up offensive okay?
Me: I’m asexual or Ace for short.

Random Uneducated Douche bag: so you’re just too ugly to get laid hahaha
Me: no you uneducated douche bag I don’t experience sexual attraction
Douche Bag: well doesn’t that mean you’re a prude

Me: no it doesn’t it means I have no desire to have sex with you or any of your douche bag friends or anyone for that matter. Because I don’t need to to feel intimate with someone. I don’t get sexually attracted to you. Or anyone. Because no one would feel sexually attracted to you.
by I'm The Cooloest Cat February 27, 2018
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