Referring to the act of ejaculating in both eyes of a sexual partner during any form of intercourse.
“Bro, she was beating my meat and I straight stooge splooged her!!”
“Dude, what happened?”
“I don’t know, but I think she wears glasses now.”
“Dude, what happened?”
“I don’t know, but I think she wears glasses now.”
by velocite3 July 04, 2020
*high schooler walks in the bathroom*
*sees his friend hitting a stoog*
he says, “yo lemme buss tha shit gang”
*sees his friend hitting a stoog*
he says, “yo lemme buss tha shit gang”
by 8oa February 01, 2024
by Not Farku May 22, 2021
Adj. When one is quite silly and sarcastic, usually at the expense of themselves but will occasionally include others in order to diminish huge egos.
Guy: Actually, research has proven my point.
Girl with sarcastic tone: I can't even with how smart you are. How are you even single? Brains and looks? You're basically a five course meal!
Guy: Lol you're too stooged.
Girl with sarcastic tone: I can't even with how smart you are. How are you even single? Brains and looks? You're basically a five course meal!
Guy: Lol you're too stooged.
by RetardoNumbahWun February 01, 2021
by kisszinthewind May 17, 2020
“Stoogs Up” is a saying of urban origin having a similar meaning to “YOLO,” or “Hakoonah Matata.” Stoogs Up is a way of life following happiness and peace, because we know that you only live once and you can’t waste that time with sadness and boredom.
“I don’t know man i’m just off today. im feeling kinda sad.”
“stoog up dog let’s go hit the beach”
“what’s stoogs up”
“it’s a way of life bro.”
“stoog up dog let’s go hit the beach”
“what’s stoogs up”
“it’s a way of life bro.”
by B-Monkey Obama November 13, 2023
Acting like a complete stooge master when being an idiot around friends, yet acting smart around family
by rythom19 July 10, 2011