jokes

a noun which means referes to something funny

1:the school is on fire!
2:Jokes!

a:lets put arsanic in the coffee it will be jokes
b: hehe jokes

I:...and thats why its called spotted dick
II:ahahaha you give me so much jokes

by ][D ][ ][\/][ ][D ][ ][\][ March 14, 2004

jokes

A word used to describe sumthing funny, or when you are being scarcastic. Its usually used by fly girls, or townies and preps.

HA!! I just pushed that kid down the hill and he split his lip!!!

HAHA thats jokes!!

by Mackenzie May 13, 2004

not joke

A phrase is said in sarcasm but is followeed by a sharp contrast with the phrase "NOT". This joke can be said either seriously or with obvious sarcasm. Often times the humor in the joke is in how obnoxious the "NOT" sounds. A 'not joke' is intended to put a person on the spot and embarrass him. It should be used when someone is really proud of something they've done. There is a pause between the statement and following "NOT". It was made popular by the movie Borat.

My 4 year old cousin was doing a puzzle. When he was done, he came up to me and said "look what I done mikey" I said "oh that's really impressize" 'pause' "NOT!!" He started crying and ran away. Needless to say it was hilarious and I laughed hysterically. My not joke worked perfectly.

by Mikey Mike Mike Mike Jr. November 25, 2006

joke

1. A funny anecdote or statement
2. Someone who is a complete failure

1. Hah hah, I always do like a good joke! Tell the one about the nun and the rhino!
2. Shut up you joke.

by Ginga ninja September 20, 2003

joke

The WNBA. (Women's National Basketball League)

Holy crap. The WNBA. What a freakin' joke.

by rip12345 December 31, 2007

a joke

someone who was born a worthless life, as their only purpose was to be laughed at

(someone who nobody likes)

avril lavigne is a joke

by Avril is a poser April 22, 2006

jokes

great word, use it all the time, meaning 2.funny, 1.cool, 1.sweet, or 3.suprised hilarity... well worth remembering

1. Other person: Safe, I havent seen u in a while, where have u been?
Me: I have been rock climbing, and getting wasted.
Other person: Jokes...

2. Dude that shit is JOKES!

3. Wow dude, check out the patterns on that piece of chocolate! NO DONT EAT IT!!!..... jokes, u fuckin eejut.

by KitSteel April 22, 2007