Derek

The ultimate female baiter
Lookin in the sinister eyes of one can immediately and ultimately impregnate you

Once a Derek enters the realm of (your) female, the game is over, he makes a power level of 9000 look like 10

Girlfriend: babe I have a code 915
Boyfriend: YOU GOT PREGNANT BY DEREK
Girlfriend: yes babe, I looked at him *sigh*

by Birdwurd April 23, 2017

Derek

Always crashes his car.

Derek, do you remember the last time that you crashed?
No, which time?

by Wu CHun Yip December 13, 2015

Derek

A person who is self-centered, believes that he is right all the time. Likes to play mind games with girls, and is confused most of the time. Very emotional, and easily angered. Takes things the wrong way. Loves to skateboard, snowboard, longboard. Gets together with girls, has sex, then runs off to the next girl the next day.

"OH my god, he pulled a derek on me"

"Last night was a total derek."

"I'm sorry, I have to stop this, I'm being a total derek."

"I'm not being emo, I'm being Derek."

by Cellularwhore January 09, 2010

Derek

A short, big dude that doesn't know when to shut up. He can make funny jokes at the wrong time and offend someone when he is just kidding. He likes being told the truth even if it hurts him but doesn't like to hurt girls feelings. At times he can be super sweet mostly to his friends. He typically has many friends yet only two or three he actually trusts. He is very passionate about music yet he tends to use the instrument for other purposes including annoying people

Everyone laughed at Derek's random joke in band

by Lady_Uchiha June 04, 2017

dereking

The process of speaking at a high or normal octave and slowly decreasing the octave throughout the sentence or conversation until the person is basically whispering.

"Hey man, why are you dereking me right now. At first I could hear you fine but now you're damn near mumbling."

by deon smith May 27, 2016

Derek

A cocky little dick stain (look it up) that thinks he's so cool

That Derek is such an asshole

by Dstain August 04, 2015

Derek

Stupid ignorant person, also used as to describe someone who doesn't know what he is doing.

"Hey, that person looks like a derek"

"What the derek are you doin'"

by Track00293 November 07, 2006