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Cock Blocker

when the male is prevented from getting punani due to a third wheel
Meg and Sean was about to get freaky till Missys cock blcoking ass jumped in
by monet July 14, 2004
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Hater Blockers

A very large pair of dark sunglasses to block out the hate from any people who are jealous of you in this world.
Large, dark, wrap around sun glasses worn to block out the hate. Wearing your Hater Blockers in a night club where you are well known, but may not be well liked by everyone in the club.
by Biggy Johns June 21, 2006
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cod blocker

when your girl friend gives u guilt trips when u want to cod4 it up
dan: babe im almost to the fifth prestige
jisoo: get a fucking life.. you dont even want to talk to me do you??!!!!1111!
dan: DO WORK.....CLICK
dan(says to self)- what a cod blocker
by DaNN CaNT BxR !! April 1, 2009
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Pussy Blocker

Someone who on purpose inhibits a girl from hooking up with someone. Like a cock blocker just in reverse.
Yasmeen: "Who's your friend? he's hot"
Harry: "You cant hook up with him"

Yasmeen: "Pussy blocker!"
by Harrythepussyblocker June 6, 2010
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cock blocker

Someone who tries to interrupt you while you and someone are engaging in some sort of sexual activity, usually with something totally meaningless or pointless.
Ooooh, aaaah, hmmmm, unngh (me and my girl getting frisky, hehheh)
*knock knock*
Flatmate:"Wanna cuppa"?
Me:"Fuck off and leave me alone you cock blocker".
by Safecracker G October 15, 2004
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moose blocker

When driving in Newfoundland a moose blocker is a vehicle in front you that can take out a moose preventing the moose from taking out you.
Look ahead..ders a Moose blocker. Better we tail that Rig eh? We's in moose country.
by MarcoTheNewfie January 14, 2010
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snot blocker

Glass or plastic barrier positioned over food at buffet restaurants. Prevents slimy mucus and aerosolized droplets from getting onto the food. Street term for a sneeze guard.
I'm glad there's a snot blocker over the buffet. I noticed a lot of people coughing and sneezing since it's flu season.
by yes juanito yes December 13, 2014
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