Driving a Bentley

Leading someone on. More specifically, the act of leading a woman to think you're in love with her while you actually have very little interest in her at all, but wouldn't mind "hooking up with her once in a while". The term comes from The Bachelorette contestant, Bentley, who did exactly that.

Girl 1: "What happened to John? I thought you two were getting serious."
Girl 2: "No. He was driving a Bentley".

by Crazy Janie Poo July 1, 2011

pulled a benson

To make a false statement due to ignorance or in an attempt to appear more knowledgeable than one really is.

John pulled a benson when he spoke of songwriting.

by Musicmaster March 5, 2015

your friend a bend

much worse than "your sister a mister" and can be used to destroy your gang.

Charlie: "your granny tranny."
Conor:"your sister a mister."
Charlie:"your brother a mother."
Conor:" i didn't want to have to do this and it was my last resort but.... your friend a bend."

Charlie: gets pummelled by a lightening bolt.

by .your friend a bend. May 13, 2018

Shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning

The cruelest and toughest sport known to mankind.

shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning. its a game of agility, patience, and reflex. will someone find you? book it quickly with shit spilling behind you. will your muscles fail hope you catch yourself before you land in your own shit. accidentally shit on a homeless person? what the fuck is wrong with you are you blind? get your ass pecked by a bird? shit on the bird too. accidentally shit out of your mouth instead of your ass? what the fuck see a doctor. if you think you have what it takes, snort some cocaine and see where you end up.

by chimken_nunget May 18, 2021

a benny

A person of homosexual persuasion. Benny is a play on the word bent.

Are you a benny tied to a tree.

No??

BENNY ON THE LOOSE!!!

by Christopher J B December 12, 2006

a Bengal

derived from the ferocious Bengal tigers, calling someone 'a Bengal' means he/she is fierce; a savage

She can purr like a cat when she is happy but if you rub her on the wrong side, she'll turn in to a Bengal. And when that happens, Scram!

by SpeechIsGolden June 28, 2006

Pulling a Bennington

The act of acquiring a rope, tying said rope into a noose, and hanging oneself. The phrase "Bennington" is a reference to Chester Bennington, whom had used this method of suicide.

I'm tired of math class. I'm Pulling a Bennington. I'll catch y'all folks on the other side.

by IzBunyit January 25, 2018