Once upon a time there was a man named Ja Pedo and he manufactured shoes in a Japanese sweatshop made in China. All shoes tags contained made in China until one day the most perfect white shoe was made which was to be sold to the whitest man made. It went on bid auction at Footlocker and was bought by a mystery caller from Nigeria however it turned out that they were fake and was handed down to the Russians for $400. The Russians decided to hand down the object of whiteness for the leader to wear; the ultimate white shoes for the ultimate bad boy, they thought. It fell into the hands one day later of yours truely, Vlad Putin. He saw these shoes and decided to wear themon his GF (god feet) the next day with his meeting with Obama on Trump, to show his support for white morons running America. The next day he found yellow stained shoes that smelled like a nuke puke was performed on them. He has unfortunately thrown them behind the cupboard where is assistant Sergey Sogay had done the two most ultimate nukes since the Americans bombed Japan for fun and the end of the war most importantly. And that, folks, is the legend of the Cream 950 shoes.
by SliceofJesus December 30, 2016
Get the Cream 950 mug.A quick-ass car that was the world's fastest road car for a period in the eighties. Produced only in left hand drive and distinguished by the swooping spioler at the back.
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Him: Sorry, I’m getting held over tonight working 95O.
Him: Sorry, I’m getting held over tonight working 95O.
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Get the 95O mug.In street lingo, or perhaps in slang version, 9-5 is an adjective that references having/living an average life workin' a typical hard-labor, low-wager job. Obviously this is conclusive of the general 9-5 definition of having a job that's essentially that 8-hour, 5 times a week shift. But back on street talk, it's being stuck with a dead end job that brings in enough money afford the minimal bills putting whatever food onthe table that comes by.
"C'mon Chris this new job at a super Wal-Mart will be like free money."
"Hell no, first cashier at Wal-Mart, next supervisor on a longer term basis; I'll be damned if end up livin' a 9-5 worth nothin life. I'm gunna make it even if I gotta travel that high road on my own."
"Hell no, first cashier at Wal-Mart, next supervisor on a longer term basis; I'll be damned if end up livin' a 9-5 worth nothin life. I'm gunna make it even if I gotta travel that high road on my own."
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Get the 9-5 mug.Shorthand for Broward County, Florida, because it's Broward's principal area code. Known for stupid and corrupt politicians, frequently documented in New Times and City Link alternative newspapers.
Local governments are most infamous for enriching developers by overpaying for property and especially for buying a $221 million hockey stadium with county funds for a greedy zillionaire who should have paid for it himself. Site of many movies, especially Where The Boys Are and Revenge Of The Nerds 2.
954 is between 305 and 561.
Local governments are most infamous for enriching developers by overpaying for property and especially for buying a $221 million hockey stadium with county funds for a greedy zillionaire who should have paid for it himself. Site of many movies, especially Where The Boys Are and Revenge Of The Nerds 2.
954 is between 305 and 561.
Area code 954 is designed to be easy to remember for graduates of Florida schools. If they know that 9-5=4, that is.
954 ain't the numbers on the Dr. Pepper bottle!
954 ain't the numbers on the Dr. Pepper bottle!
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