October 31

Not only is it Halloween but it’s also final nut day the day where can nut as much as u want bc November isa commin

Chad: oh I can’t wait to go crazy on October 31
Brad: don’t eat to much candy

Chad: not bc of that bc it’s final nut day

by Urbanthotty351 October 24, 2019

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May 31

The day the best and purest crackheads were birthed.

Tom: Yo bro it’s Tits birthday she was born on may 31 yk what that means crackhead but she’s fire.

by Titknee November 13, 2019

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August 31

ur hot if u were born on august 31st

omg ur so hot u were born on august 31st

by urmomis quite hawt May 26, 2021

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31 January

National ditch school day
(If you have school on this day then skip it)

“Oh it’s 31 January so that means we have to skip school”

by Luckydip December 11, 2020

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December 31

This is the day that a bunch of horny men will get a sore dick from busting 31 big fat fucking nuts.

It’s December 31, gotta speedrun nutting. 24 hours, no sleep, only nut… every 46 minutes.

Whip out that cock at the dinner table! Time to nut till I can’t nut anymore!

by AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH November 18, 2021

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31 october

31 october is also halloween so people born on 31 october are basically demons on earth. So 31 october is the day of demons, mean and sarcastic people

“You are so mean”
“Yeah it is because I am born on 31 october”

by LeeMina October 28, 2019

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