November 27th

Fuck your crush day

Boy 1: Hey, it’s November 27th!
Girl 1: So what?
Boy 1: It’s fuck your crush day?

by Bxtch._ November 24, 2020

june 27th

national punch your most annoying friend day

person 1: hey did u hear abt june 27th?
person 2:ya, i’m gonna punch you!

by gbs627 January 18, 2020

February 27th

Febuary 27th is national have sex with your girlfriend/boyfriend day. That or wife or husband

Jim: yo man, how was your February 27th ? Too bad I'm single

Bill: oh, man you wouldnt believe it! I fucked Karen so hard, I'm surprised I lasted more than 5 minutes!

by end.my.fucking.life February 13, 2020

December 27th

You have dismal luck and a bad relationship with your parents

Friend: when’s your birthday?
You: December 27th
Friend: So how long have they been divorced?

by DeflatedSponge August 7, 2021

October 27th

Smack your friend jack day

October 27th is a good day

by Jeffery keffery October 13, 2021

January 27th, 2022

National First Kiss day

January 27th, 2022 is national footsteps kids day with your bf/gf

by PhatKoochie567 January 26, 2022

November 27th

The national day where the dumbass gets the best head

You already know it's November 27th

by SexyDickmaster69 October 15, 2019