J's Megamix 2024

peak group project where no one answers the group chat yet the music still gets made. Led by exquisite mastermind J1 the Won, his minions struggle to make their way to his house to record for an average of 5 hours just to muster a 30-second verse.

"I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk I hate J's Megamix 2024."
- Kendrick Lamar

by J1 the Won May 23, 2024

Ivanka Marry 2024

A futuristic slogan for the stupidest to even think would even be possible. It would nearly be impossible for that pair to even get the republican nominee ticket, let alone the presidential election.

The slogans full form is "Ivanka Trump and Marry Cheney 2024".

Supper Trump fan: "What is the likely hood of Ivanka Trump and Marry Cheney running together for president in 2024 as Ivanka Marry 2024?"
Normal person: "Are you nuts? Haven't the trumps and the cheneys done enough damage to this country already?"

by MST3K I like November 24, 2020

June 10 2024

National wish your bf a happy birthday day (even if its not there birthday)

Oh its june 10 2024 happy birthday

by Malevolent cleave May 8, 2024

RHS drumline 2024

The best drumline that ever existed. They deserved all of the awards that the world had to offer.

They’re like the RHS drumline 2024!

by Sundowncold87 March 1, 2024

july 26th, 2024, 7:14 pm

the exact time of when i wrote this. literally exact.

guy 1: exactly what time is it?
guy 2: july 26th, 2024, 7:14 pm.

by jsavy July 26, 2024

2024

The current year!

Person 1: “Holy shit, I just realized it’s ACTUALLY 2024.”
Person 2: “Yeah, hopefully we get those flying cars soon.”

by Hatenna908 January 19, 2024

2024 is the worst

(DISCLAIMER: THIS IS JUST A JOKE DO NOT TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUS)2024. The year everything went wrong. Firstly, the US got bombed. Three times. Then there was ANOTHER FUCKING VIRUS. Even WORSE THAN FUCKING COVID. And guess what? They did nothing abt it. They gave up on the quarantine after everyone protested cuz they had all that trauma from 2020. And the virus wasnt the worst thing. Ok maybe it was. And then elon musk literally renamed twitter again. And the worst thing is that ww3 almost started. Two times. And now nobody is sure if it has started or not cuz its litterally chaos.

"Ugh i hate myself"
"Duh, its 2024. 2024 is the worst"

by Lunathebuna December 25, 2023