Dark Pasta

The invisible, intangible part of an Italian restaurant meal that you never eat but know must exist because of the difference between the value of the food you did eat and the price you paid for it.

$15? Must be 70% Dark Pasta.

by PJ_W January 23, 2010

pasta sweats

After one eats a large amount of pasta, they may experience an uncomfortably smelly and putrid smell dripping from their body. It's like sweat, but different.

I ate too much ramen and now I gotta deal with the pasta sweats.

by HmDah July 3, 2018

pubic pasta

The act of sprinkling your own pubic hairs on freshly made pasta.

I made my old lady some pubic pasta last night.

by lenny732 April 24, 2015

mr pasta

best guy ever

mr pasta is marrying willy wonka and they are going to the chocolate factory to meet sans undertale and they are all besties.

by zanyface December 25, 2021

horse pasta

Some thing that Tyler would find in tesco, maybe sexual, maybe not, who knows,

Tyler likes horse pasta...

by Churchyard cock sucker May 9, 2016

Pasta Cult

The linis. Rosalini, Fred, and Ron 🙏🙏🙏🙏🚪🚪🚪🏃🏃🤺🤺🤺🤺

Wow, i would get with every member of the Pasta Cult. They’re all so sexy😩😩🙏🙏

by pastacultmilf January 22, 2021

Shed pasta

It’s pasta that has been living in a shed for longer than a year that now tastes like the shed it was in. Like when something smells so bad you can taste it

“Eww have you tried shed pasta”
“ No what is it”
“Well it’s pasta from the shed and dat”

by TheUnderlyingTruthBabes December 31, 2018