cock-vomit

An organic fluid that usually contains spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals for fertilization of female ova. The process of discharge is called ejaculation; skeet; jizz; baby-potion; spunk

Jane: "You got cock-vomit in my hair again!"
Bill: "Sorry, I was aiming for the Kleenex. I Swear."

by Trent Schoneweis August 4, 2007

Word Vomit

A point in a conversation where you say something that you really didn't mean to.

I told Robin that I saw Mike with some girl at the movie theater last night. It just came out of my mouth like Word Vomit.

by MoonCricket November 25, 2004

Vomit tear

A tear that is shed during a more heroic vomiting episode. Often a single tear.

How's my face paint? I had a solid puke and shed a vomit tear or two

by MacGyver's Apprentice May 16, 2017

Lot Vomit

The pile of vomit found in the parking lot of a convenience store, gas station, coffee shop or drinking establishment typically on a Saturday or Sunday morning after a hardy night of partying. Because it is relatively fresh and no efforts were made to clean it up, it is easily recognizable by the splatter pattern and contents.

I was already late for work and having to dodge lot vomit on the way to grab a cup of coffee didn't make it any easier.

by Cape Jane September 26, 2010

Vomit jerker

This is a person who is so vile that whenever you see them vomit literally enters your mouth, this can also be shortened to vj. Vj's are usually greasy mongs but we need a variety of different words for these things!

"Ew Mary, look at that greasy mong over there!" "you are right babe he is a potential vj!" *vj knows that he can do nothing now that he has been diagnosed as a vomit jerker and runs home and is never to be seen again and is shunned by all including his parents*

by Absolutemozza April 26, 2011

anal vomit

1. A REALLY bad case of multicolored diarrhea.

A: Dude, I totally couldn't sleep last night.
B: Why?
A: I had anal vomit for like three hours. My bathroom's destroyed.
B: Is that why you're walking like a cowboy?
A: No... *cough*

by Cola J March 18, 2008

Word Vomit

Putting every word in your head onto a word document, then rereading it later to write a coherent thesis.

An example of Word Vomit is LDW's thesis on seating assignment and behavior.

by Frustrated grad student October 13, 2012