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Durf

Combination of dick and surf ... where she slides her labia back and forth on your willie
She wouldn't let me put it in, but she durfed me until I blew
by Rock Hard 101 September 21, 2020
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Durffing

Before engaging in sex you pick one of you to spread their butt cheeks and have your partner fill your colon with vomit until the pressure is so great that a volcano of feces and puke explode out of the anus and paints the ceiling. You then proceed in getting it on while the mess drips down on both of you.
If you're not busy this weekend I could use your help with durffing my ceiling. Wink wink.
by Psychostench April 24, 2023
mugGet the Durffingmug.

damp durf

when mormons dry hump with their clothes damp on the living room carpet infront of others
jackson: i'm going to damp durf w the huzz
joey: you mean where mormons dry hump with their clothes damp on the living room carpet infront of others
by joey.batman July 23, 2025
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durf

Broadside, harsh, involuntarily evil, dark, low. Somehow disgusting but appealing to the senses in a
TOM: "Dude, check out these photos of decapitated, raped girls".
MAX: "Durf, you messed up mate".
by badururu March 21, 2017
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Durf and turf

When you are grinding (durfing) and you give her the meat stick (turf)
Last night my girlfriend asked me for the durf and turf special.

Jim got really excited and gave her the durf and turf special.
by Durf king November 12, 2020
mugGet the Durf and turfmug.

Durf-Rant

A Durf-Rant some times said in two words is a rant that is extremely long and seems to never stop.
Durf is just Durf-Ranting again.
by ­ -_-­ ­ September 2, 2021
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Durfed

Being sexually body slammed into a bed while the penis is penetrating the ear while screaming “DURFED”.
I was hooking up in the club and I found a cute chick and I durfed her
by Ppsucker69 September 13, 2019
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