*Insert sarcastic response* 

YOU KNOW... You did it to every question I just asked.

Hym "Because you're not actually more mature, you're not more intelligent, and you're not BETTER. Your social skills are what get YOU laid. What gets YOU laid is spreading you legs for every fat cock you meet until you find one that's enough of a loser that he can't trade up. He's a fat cock but you're the best he can do and now I have to sit and listen to *insert sarcastic response* while a finger is wagged at me for BEING RIGHT. Your deserve it every time it happens you piece of shit."

*Insert sarcastic response* by Hym Iam August 13, 2024

I’m a sarcastic cuck 

Well, I wouldn’t have said it like that but ok...

Hym “That would have been a good clip. ‘I’m a sarcastic cuck!’ I really need to invest in some video editing softwares. But yeah, I’m sure getting paid by a billionaire to do a less-good job than me is great.”

I’m a sarcastic cuck by Hym Iam October 27, 2022

sarchotic 

When you are so extremely sarcastic that people aren't sure if you're kidding or just crazy.

No, he's not crazy. He's just so sarchotic no one can understand his true intention.

sarchotic by Bibliomonger July 20, 2016

Sarcastus 

The punctuation used to identify a sentence as being sarcastic or rhetorical. The punctuation looks very similar to an upside down j. Mostly intended for text messaging and IM, but is excepted in all forms of written comunication.

“Jennifer’s new boyfriend just walked in… He looks like a real winner (Insert SARCASTUS here)”

"Am I the hottest guy you know or what (Insert SARCASTUS here)"

Sarcastus by Tatt Medisch December 1, 2009

Sarcrasstic

Sarcrasstic: an adjective used to describe someone/something that is simultaneously sarcastic (the opposite of what you mean, can be an insult but does not have to be… punch up if possible, people!) and crass (could be vulgar, rude and/or asinine).

Pro tip:

Sarcrasstic comments are more effective with a deadpan delivery. Sarcrassm doesn’t have to be unkind.

Examples
1- Friend asking about my date

-“So how was it? Is he hot?”
-me thinking how hard he kittenfished me “yeah bruv. Total fire. Like major BDE. We’re def gonna be FWBs fr fr. W.”
-Damn girl u r sarcrasstic af.

2- Friend gives bestie compliment that bestie knows is meant as compliment but isn’t sure she likes the compliment.

-(friend) “That dress is giving major 1985 vibes. SLAY.”
-(bestie responds sarcrasstically) “Eff you very much.”
3- two lovers
-“I love you madly. God, you’re beautiful.”
-“I hate you very much, too, you hideous monster.”

Sarcrasstic by Sara Smilezalot March 30, 2023

Sarcastian 

One who has mastered the arts and letters of sarcastic speech. No, really...

Andrew the Emo Cat: AmAzing! This Oregon weather has got me jumping_up_and_down.

Neo: You must think you're awesome. Freaking sarcastians....

Sarcastian by bobross April 27, 2011

Narcastic 

To not only be overly fascinated with oneself, but to also inject conversations with large doses of sardonicism.

"Look, i know you are utterly self-obsessed but do you think you could take your sarcasm some place else? Your narcastic attitude isn't welcome here, you rat bastard!"

Narcastic by Dirtymartini September 8, 2009