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faceplam 

When you attempt to facepalm yourself in an intensely sarcastic fashion, but miss your face.
Pam, did you see that? Lana tried to facepalm herself, but missed.

*falsetto* FACEPLAM.

Seriously, how can you miss your own face, with hands as huge as that.
faceplam by The Real Egon Spengler September 3, 2014

FacePaulm 

A facepalm, but usually done when referring to classic rock. Named after Paul McCartney of The Beatles, the most well known classic rock band.
He FacePaulmed when his girlfriend referred to John Lennon as the drummer of The Who.

You think One Direction is better than Led Zeppelin? *FacePaulm*

Faceplam 

v. The act of facepalming, with the hand sliding off the face, leading to a headdesk/facetable.
What he said was so stupid, instead of just facepalming, I faceplamed, to show him how stupid he was.
Faceplam by iTesco August 23, 2010

face palm 

When something idiotic or stupid is said. Can be called by the person who made the stupid remark or whoever heard it. To face palm you can either call out "face palm" or just do it but either way you must firmly smack your forehead with your palm.
1.) Ally: OMG! Where's my phone?! I can't find it!!

Lea: ...it's RIGHT in front of you..

Ally: Face palm..

2.) Beth: I made a 69! I passed the test!!

Anne: A 77 is passing. face palm.

Beth: .......UGH

3.) Jane: That boy has great hair!

Jordan: That's a girl.

Jane: *face palm*
face palm by Sparkles the Unicorn December 14, 2011

Favepalm 

Favepalm;
In a situation where one person does something really stupid and funny and you want to facepalm but you're laughing, this is favepalming.
It is also much cooler than the 'facepalm'
Eg: ken: Shrawan sat on them when they were making out
Amy: oh god *favepalm* typical him.
Favepalm by Queen_B_Babe June 27, 2014

faceplam 

a common misspelling of facepalm by some people on places such as digg.com
It was a pretty big faceplam moment.
faceplam by RaulMuaddib June 18, 2008