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tubby bait

tub'∙bee bait n.
Anything that can be or is used to lure in the tubby by taunting with a food that is terrribly high in fat, usu. by the American government in a order to capture and force them into exercise programs.
Tubby Man: "Hey, do you see a twinkie hanging from that tree?"
Not-tubby Man: "Yes, but be careful! I think that could just be tubby bait!"
Tubby Man: "Oh well, it's about time for my third mid-morning snack anyway."
by Sgt Mayor Bee April 14, 2009
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Tubby Lunchbox

A person who pretends to be in excellent physical shape but in reality they have absolutely zero muscle definition and the only thing holding their body together is flabby skin and fat rolls.
I thought that girl's body was rockin' until we got back to my room and I realized she was nothing but a tubby lunchbox!
by J-Hole Volcano March 28, 2013
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chubby-tubby

Dang, that girl a chubby-tubby!!!
by Milli Rillows Movies April 22, 2008
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Tubby monster

Liam Strydom is a tubby monster.
by Ellaisnotonfire February 26, 2013
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Battle Tubby

A younger child around 7 or 8 who is slightly over weight and flails his arms in an attempt to hit you when angry.
My friends younger brother was a battle tubby the other day when i wouldnt let him watch me play video games.
by jake4life July 23, 2012
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Tubby Rail

A common mispronounciation of "to be real". It seems to be related to Teletubbies sliding on a railing.
I think Teletubbies is okay, tubby rail.
by Doowopasaurus July 18, 2015
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Tubby Hotshit

Someone who posts on Air Show Buzz, usually attempting to brag about who he knows, what he's done. Likes to tell people secret information because he acts like a top secret squirrel. Usually posts under the name StrikeEagleJim.
I was on Airshow Buzz the other day and i really can't stand Tubby Hotshit, he thinks he knows everything and thinks he's cool because he talks to pilots.
by LBJim September 5, 2011
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