Road Head Thursday

Thursdays are for road head.

“Sorry boss I can’t come in today. It’s Road Head Thursday”.

by benandjerrychunkexcavator January 13, 2022

Head Juice

Juice that seeps from the head, often staining pillow cases a dark yellow-brown. Whilst commonly believed to result from dirty hair, the juice actually seeps from the head itself.

"Yuck! Why has your pillow case turned yellow?"

"Don't mind that, it's just some head juice."

by juicyhead August 10, 2025

Old Head

No one on here knows what an old head is clearly. An old head is not disrespectful, in fact it is a form of respect for your older generation. Old head means what it is, the head is older, therefore, they are wiser. You listen to your "old heads" because they know best, and have had many experiences in life with that old head to gain the wisdom they have to offer.

That's just my old head trying to teach me some things. He tends to ramble, but since he's an old head, he actually says a lot of valuable things. Although I often don't listen to my old head, because I am younger and hard headed, but I know my old head has the best intentions when he's trying to guide me from making the same mistakes he did. That's why I always respect and do my best to listen to Old Heads' wisdom.

by The_Truth_In_Life_Spoken May 4, 2024

Wreck head

Someone who goes out drinking and gets so bad they don’t remember a thing

God mate your a wreck head

by Yank pad yolo kid May 9, 2019

Slope head

Term used to describe the modern day knuckle dragging closed minded Neanderthal.

Typical lazy Slope head who'd rather sit on their arse all day but blame migrants for their lot.

by Barry from Barry January 1, 2022

Melon head

Another term for a “dumb twat” and a good thing to use infront of parents of teachers so they don’t spank you.

Melon head is also being debated on wether it should be a racist slur to black people because of the stereotype that black people like melon.

Calling somebody a “melon head” will give you ultimate power almost as if that big chubby grape snapped his fingers.

BE CAREFUL WITH USE OF THIS PHRASE:
CAN BE LETHAL

Steve: YOU NITWIT ITS 5

Chubby Grape: NO ITS 69 MELON HEAD

by I’m sand December 4, 2020

National Road Head Day

August 5th is National Road Head Day

🍆💦

Show your man your appreciation in the best way possible.

Her: Wanna go for a drive?
Him: Wanna try road head?
Her: Oh yeah, it’s August 5th…National Road Head Day 🤤🤤🤤

by Bigtiddies210 August 1, 2022