Dirty Palpatine

When you give your girlfriend an electric shock the same time you cum in her mouth. Wxecutionable with many different common household objects, just like a taser for delf defense, or a car battery.

1: Dude, I just had the best sex ever!
2: I know, I heard the screaming when you performed the Dirty Palpatine.

by Certified theRapist July 19, 2022

Dirty Elek

Being poncy about colours to ensure oneself looks posh at all times.

“Look at my butterscotch cat” - Dirty Elek

“This spring green Waitrose bag for life goes fabulously with the Lilypad undertones in Asda’s branding while I buy abominations to eat together” -Dirty Elek

by Sophabulous September 4, 2021

dirty buzz

When you wake up from a night of drinking/partying (usually with little sleep) and are still slightly drunk/buzzing. The onset of a hangover is looming, but has not quite reached you. You're likely still in a good mood and a little silly...but not for long.

Went out last night and woke up with a dirty buzz. I took a shot to level out.

by cabbyD808 September 29, 2019

Dirty Nancy

When you are trying to bone a washed up hagrid crusty old chick and before you can insert your dick the stench and visual of her punched lasagna looking pussy causes you to lose your erection and throw up a small amount in your mouth.

I was at the pub last night and tried to take home a chick but all that happened was I got a dirty nancy

by Lasagna puncher May 6, 2022

Dirty Hercules

Any of several devastating hand-to-hand combat tactics which shock your opponent into submission. In order to qualify as a true "Dirty Hercules", the tactic must include two simultaneous components: 1) a stunning show of strength, often utilizing mechanical advantage to make it nearly impossible to counter (the "Hercules" part), and 2) an unexpected assault on the senses of your opponent (the "Dirty" part). Options for the dirty component are limited only by the imagination of the attacker. Foreign objects and organic matter are fair game.

Paul: "Yo, check it out, Praveen is pissed at Rick for hitting on Karla."
Tom: "LMAO should we warn Rick?"
Paul: "Nah, he's gonna get what's coming to him."
Tom: "DAMN! Rick showed Praveen what's up with that Dirty Hercules! Praveen ain't getting up and now he needs to take a shower too."
Paul: "Oh shit, Karla liked that, she's all over Rick now."

by bolivian serenade August 2, 2023

dirty popov

when a guy fucks ur dad in the ear while your mom is sucking his dick and your brother is eating her out with a spoon while your dog eats the cum

I hate him im going to dirty popov him

by jeezlouise55 November 2, 2022

Dirty Cathi

A blow job that turns into anal sex because the girl doesn't want to get pregnant, again.

That girl last night gave me a dirty cathi

by TheRealMJFeedMe October 11, 2019