sex

what i did with your mom last night

i had sex with your mom last night

by ur_mum_420-69 March 31, 2022

Socket sex

The act of having sex with a person eye socket after their eyeball is removed

You dude did you see Ben having socket sex with Cole???

by john cenathon November 2, 2018

TOO MUCH SEX

When ppl don't really know what they doing, they be dumb asf, they be mad clumsy, make too many mistakes, or can't do shit right, also they think too much about it

Mike: Yo gang wsv wit u bro why you actin mad clumsy boy ugly ahh nigga?

(*Group laughing*)

Mike: Too much sex tdy?

(Group laughs again)

by Mike Will 23 Chillin May 27, 2025

Old man sex

How Tumblr users refer to sexual intimacy occurring between two fictional men over the age of 45. Similar to ‘old man yaoi’ but typically refers to white men.

“Everyone’s writing fanfiction about House and Wilson having old man sex.”
“Isn’t Wilson only like, 40?”

by grimm23 December 13, 2023

Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap

my theory is that (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) isn't working on (ANALOG HORROR) because (SEXUAL REASON)!!! surely this wont make every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable!
(makes every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable)
GRR... HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE GET UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I SEXUALIZE (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) FOR NOT WORKING ON (ANALOG HORROR)!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY WILL LET ME SEXUALIZE MINORS!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACT!!!

Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap is WEIRD!!!

by 1willwoodfan0 May 29, 2023

Self Sex

What sad virgins who don't have a relationship, life or job do with the time they are pissing away. Usually they do it whilst watching porn.

Too busy having self sex there mate?

by LordJenal August 28, 2022

Sex

Zackery and Madi were only friends that had occasional sleepovers. They were both still virgins, although they were both 17. On one of their sleepovers Madi was very horny. So was Zackery. Madi could tell that he was excited which made her wet. Madi signalled Zackery to follow her. Madi lead Zackery to the bathroom locking the door behind her. It was quite awkward, but they both knew what they wanted to do. Madi slowly took of Zackerys jeans and shirt. She lay on top of him feeling his cock grow 2 inches. Madi couldn’t take it anymore. She took off his underwear and took of her own shirt and pants. She was wearing nothing but a blue thong. Zackery decided to go full out he said “Suck on me baby.” Madi gave him a long blowjob. Not soon after she felt hot seamen run through her mouth. She swallowed all of it. Zackery said “I have to repay you for that.” as he ripped off her thong and started exploring her pussy whither his young hitting her g-spot constantly she had an orgasm and moaned out of pleasure. They started fucking Zackery cummed in her but fortunately she was on the pill. They went in for round 2 as Madi started riding Zackery like a whore. They were both moaning as they both fell into orgasms. Then Zackery lead Madi out of the room leading her to the kitchen counter they both finished up and planned have another sleepover in a couple of days. I’m

Sex is the act of mating

This story is fictional

by Lol12. March 8, 2022