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Afghani face

An expression of extreme shock or disbelief, so horrible that it appears almost fictional, is typically marked by wide eyes and an open mouth.
Example: When he saw the unexpected scene of a movie, he wore an Afghani face that left everyone staring at him awkwardly.
by BetterBandy September 29, 2025
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faced

Getting cracked in the face followed by being thrust across the room with a hard push. Usually whilst doing this you would shout the word 'FACED'
You walk down the street and some little kid kicks you in the leg, you turn around and push his face into a wall, whilst falling to the floor in pain and saying FACED.
by S.J.R July 20, 2008
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face blaze

on dd i face blazed dat last night cuzz buzz
by Eyohas Da Boss October 4, 2023
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Face fucking

Fucking a female or females in the

mouth hole/ neck for sexual pleasure and stimulation
She got mad at me cause she walked in on me face fucking her best friend so she went to go fuck Dominic so Dominic didn’t know she was my girl but now she wants to fuck with Dominic
by Save the sea turtles June 7, 2025
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twit-faced

The act of posting excessive, regrettable tweets while drunk.
I can't believe I got so twit-faced last night I tweeted my ex.
by Dooners May 5, 2011
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smelly bum face

A person who is a absolute nonce and has a small willy
by Bobson69 April 19, 2018
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fucking bum face

A Fucking Bum face is a insult aimed at people that deserve Testicular Neutering
Bob: That fucking Mister Garbutt gave me a After School Detention
Loo: What a fucking bum face
by AKewlDefiner October 19, 2023
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