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"The stormtrooper was just eaten alive by that pussy!"
by sarlacc_501 July 20, 2025
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Eat Pussy

(Verb) Felinivory - the act of eating cat meat
Chinese and Koreans love to eat pussy, as in eating cats. Like who in their right minds would eat cat meat.
by EMD F59PHI July 22, 2025
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Hammer Pussy

A curled up arthritic vagina that needs a hooked dick to get off.
“I hope you’re Captain Hook, because Alex got that hammer pussy.”
by ChronicPoet July 26, 2025
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Pussy Compatibility Factor

The Pussy Compatibility Factor, or PCF for short, is a highly advanced, ever-evolving quantum metric, calculated on a reverse logarithmic hyperwave scale to assess an individual’s metaphysical synchronization with universally recognized, but poorly defined, vibronic energies. Often invoked during moments of unpredictable chaos, its readings fluctuate between 0 and Avogadro's Number, based on an undisclosed algorithm partially written in Comic Sans. Many findings of the PCF can be proven through thought experiments, such as the Gibraltar-Bosenheim equilibrium and Schrödinger's Pussy.
Person 1: I sense that our Pussies are in Simple Harmonic Equilibrium
Person 2: Indeed so!
Person 1: The Pussy Compatibility Factor, or PCF, is a well-regarded and highly useful scale to determine relationships between individuals, which in this case, is you, Person 2, and me, Person 1.
by himothy maguire July 27, 2025
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zoloft pussy

n: when you are in your 30's dating a borderline personality disorder 34 year old woman and the sex is fire but the pussy is crazy.

You can't stop. Why would you ever? You keep coming back even though you know it's slowly killing you. You have alienated your friends, your family, your pets. That pussy too fire tho.

You need that zoloft pussy.
She's got that zoloft pussy.

Damn that girl is crazy but I'm hooked to the zoloft pussy.
by JestaMcMerv July 29, 2025
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Pussy

Jane smiled at the cute kitten that was Joseph’s cat and stated; “Your pet pussy cat has to be trained to use the liter box, where do you get his cat treats?” Joseph remarked back, “I get his treats from Petco, it’s cheaper than Petsmart,” Joseph stated, holding the kitten who was the size of an apple.
by AngryAmerican2020 August 8, 2025
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nick lambruzzi is a pussy
by nickhattttter August 12, 2025
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