not my face

what you say when you don't want the cum to get all over your face

"please not my face king"

by nigg3rtron January 19, 2024

As Flat As Mark's Face

Used to describe something that's really flat.

The ground outside is as flat as Mark's face

by DoorHandle1234 August 15, 2017

.9.recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.

.9.recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.

.9.recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 5, 2025

Ur face

When you want to get back at someone but you have no roasts.

“You are so weird”
“Your face”

by Omg2.0 February 5, 2022

middle face

When your eyes, nose, and mouth have all scrunched into the middle of your face.
When everything wants to be by your nose.

You went full middle face man.

by Teplous February 16, 2018

Screen Face

Easily the best youtube channel. Full of extremely funny content and well edited videos.

Guy one: You heard of Screen Face?
Guy two: I have evaded capture in Venezuela for 7 years.

by ScreenFaceFan1 April 23, 2020

Fart Face

So there was these two blokes standing on the elevator back in the early 1900's, one man let out a particularly crotch staining fart while the other bloke just looked at him with this weird fucking look of disgust on his face, and ever since then it's been known as fart face.

What's your Malfunction Fart Face

by Dynamite Dave Dudemyster June 17, 2021