fat dildo in my pussy

the thing I do to your bitch every Monday, Thursday and Friday afternoon

" hey can you put that fat dildo in my pussy please"

by peachesandstrawbarrys February 16, 2021

buffer pussy

Female sexual partner used to distance ones self emotionally from ones ex's vagina before then sleeping with said ex.

Vanessa needs that buffer pussy before sleeping with her ex over Christmas break.

by Vnastysoultrain December 4, 2016

Hammer Pussy

A curled up arthritic vagina that needs a hooked dick to get off.

“I hope you’re Captain Hook, because Alex got that hammer pussy.”

by ChronicPoet July 26, 2025

Pussy Mechanic

A board certified medical doctor who is a gynaecology (or in some other cases obstetrics) specialist.

Considering a gynaecologist looks at a female reproductive system for a living and fixes that specific organ systems issues, he is basically a mechanic for pussies

Woman: My vagina hurts, I'm not sure whats wrong
Man: Go to the Pussy Mechanic then

by xx_cunnyraper_xx February 18, 2024

Pussy boom

It’s when a vagina is too good

Yeah fam she had a pussy boom

by Sarah_powerbom May 4, 2022

Pussy Kicker

Someone who doesn't want sex, or is pushing sex away.

Dave: Damn, why don't I get any bitches?
Daniel: Maybe because you call women bitches? It makes you a pussy kicker.

by BennyVegas April 17, 2020

pussy ass

; anus of they pussy

“ ben is a pussy ass” - ashley 2018

by yuhyuhyuhhh September 12, 2018