Bumping Squid Faces

When ancient lesbians scissor ye old dust muffins.

Joan:"Barbra?"

Barbara: "What is it Joan?"

Joan: "Would you care to partake in bumping squid faces"?

Barbara: "ah yes my lips are parched and could use some moistening"

by Trusted Mammal September 2, 2021

Ke$ha Face

When one has a dirty face like the pop singer Ke$ha.

Damn!, that girl has a Ke$ha Face.

by SuperAug May 13, 2011

Faces

A disturbing PSA made by the Partnership For A Drug Free America made in 1987 that features a young blonde woman with blue eyes smiling at the camera as a blissful piano is playing in the background. Right after, the music then turns into a creepy rendition of “How Old Are You Now?” as the woman stops smiling. As the commercial continues, the woman’s pupils dilate and her skin slowly withers all while staring at the camera. Her eyes then turn into a bright blue and a sheet is thrown over her; indicating that she has died from a drug overdose. There is also an alternate version of this commercial where there is no sheet and the viewer has to stare at the woman’s face for a few more seconds.

Guy: You know what? I’m gonna stay up for a bit longer. I’m in the mood to watch something scary.

*watches TOP 50 SCARIEST PSAS by HelloImAPizza*
Guy: Ok, the video’s almost over.
*Sees the title for number two; Faces*
*Video plays*
Guy: Wow… I don’t think I can sleep now.

by Shokwavve April 24, 2023

Bitch face

when a person(s) is being a bitch face and will not proceed to have a positive attitude.

Jessica was being a real bitch face in class today, I wanted to fight her.

by Iloveshawnmendes1234 September 3, 2018

National Send a Pic of your face day

Send a picture of your face to anyone who asks on October 6

Person 1: what is today?

Person 2: today is national send a pic of your face day!

by countyfog827738393 October 6, 2021

Leather face

A women who pretends to be happy in her relationship in the public but her face looks darker toned and her skin changes to almost leather texture because most of the time the women is going through it behind closed doors and not truly happy in the relationship and internally battling herself to keep a man she no isn’t good for her. Layman terms no happy glow

Lani looks real leather faced since being with Derrick

by Messi_ December 25, 2023

Dick Faced Ronald

If a Karen became the daytime manager of some coin-op carwash or self-storage place and creeped on everyone with the cctv cameras, she or he would be a Dick Faced Ronald.

Ugh!!! There go Dick Faced Ronald runnin' up to go check his camera every time I pull up to vacuum my car. I can hear you breathing on the intercom!

by Not_haven_it! March 23, 2022