The most delicious snack you will ever eat, so good that it gives you a full body orgasm on the first bite.
Me and my hot pocket had a great time last night.
by big smithy October 12, 2017
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When a male shits in a females vagina and then has sex with the female afterwords
I did a hot pocket last night. It was sooo good.
by MassivePenis69 March 30, 2017
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The release of excessive gas from the stomach or upper intestine (burping, belching) into ones own face mask.

Commonly a Hot Pocket carries warm, uncomfortably moist air. Results in the wafting taste and lingering smell of previously eaten or digested substances in the mask wearers face.
"What the hell did I eat!? I just laid down a Hot Pocket and I'm suffocating!

Antonym: Dutch Oven
by Retract3 January 13, 2021
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When you have sex with a girl on their period
man she totally hot pocketed me last night!
by Buttermilkbonelli September 22, 2019
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When you have rank gas and let one fly under the covers then pull them up over your girlfriend's head and say "hot pockets" in a high-pitched voice like from the commercial.
Sam: I gave Samantha a good ol' ripe Hot Pocket last night she came very hard.
Bill: wow I always knew she had a wild side.
by TheRealKMoney August 3, 2021
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When a woman has a hysterectomy and her uterus and crevice are removed, the vagina in essence leads to no where this becoming nothing more than a pocket. A hot pocket.
Lea had a hysterectomy, now her vagina is nothing more than a hot pocket
by In Law Hate March 4, 2018
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