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National Insult-a-Stonk Day

Insult stonk for absolutely no reason and show no mercy at all.
Even if he is at rock bottom, insult him to the fullest extent on July 22nd.
National Insult-a-Stonk Day - "stonk smells like a skunk" - "stonk more like stink"
by coreguy July 22, 2024
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National Violate Jojo Day

The date of November 13 shall be the day we’re jojo gets violated for trying to talk to underage girls
Boy 1- “Yo why is everyone ripping on jojo”
Boy 2- “Cause is National Violate Jojo Day”
Boy 3- “Good he tries talking to my 12 year old sister”
by Gotodafuckingwendys November 13, 2020
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National Big Nose Day

National Big Nose Day is held on January 10th. This day focuses and celebrates big nosed people. No matter who you are if you have a big nose we will celebrate it!
National Big Nose Day:
A small nosed person to a big nosed person: Today is National Nose Day, let’s throw a party for you because you have a huge nose!
by Giant Monke August 3, 2022
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National twerk day

National twerk day is 19th of October and you get a whole day to twerd on anyone and as many people as you like for 24hours
Jack:steph
Steph:yeah...

Jack:*starts twerking on steph*
Steph:OMG JACK WHAT ARE U DOING
jack:it's national twerk day

Basically u can twerk an anyone u want without a consequence
by Your_ugly October 7, 2020
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National Kick Eli Day

November 6th is the day for kicking people named Eli day
'do u want to go kick Eli?'
We'll get told off tho
Don't worry it's national Kick Eli day
by James Greg November 5, 2020
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National Hickey Day (Feb 19th)

National Hickey Day: February 19th. An annual extravaganza of affectionate yet slightly embarrassing displays of love, dedicated to the ancient art of giving and receiving hickeys. Conceived in 2023 by the illustriously passionate Sven Patzer, #NationalHickeyDay is a day where necks become canvases, and love bites reign supreme. So, whether you're a hickey connoisseur or a first-timer, get ready to pucker up and leave your mark on this heartfelt holiday!
Mark planted a gentle kiss on Jane’s neck for the beginning of National Hickey Day (Feb 19th), the yearly February 19th Extravaganza.
by Hickey Fiend May 1, 2024
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Emirates National School

look, if youre planning to join this school. literally DONT. unless you’re a horny fuck tryna get a chammaki lesbian gf.
The education is a joke, youll fail.
if you make friends here, what they’ll do to you in the end is just horrible, it’s like you never shared anything.
Emirates national School is filled with snakes.
by ih8pplsm April 5, 2022
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