You're moms face

A legendary insult. If it was a pokemon card, people would give you 27346289764387$ for it. This amazing comeback is so amazing because it can be used in any situation. This comeback will kill your opponents sometimes because they want to die after hearing this extreme insult. So use it very carefully, and while you say it close your ears so you don't die as well.

You're moms face: A legendary insult. If it was a pokemon card, people would give you 27346289764387$ for it. This amazing comeback is so amazing because it can be used in any situation. This comeback will kill your opponents sometimes because they want to die after hearing this extreme insult. So use it very carefully, and while you say it close your ears so you don't die as well.
You: stop pushing me
Bully: you're useless and weak
You: well... well... uhhhh
Bully: don't have a comeback do you loser? Give me twenty dollars or else I'll beat you up.
You: no! I only have 25$ and I need to buy stuff at the store.
Bully: you're poor loser
You: uhhh... SO DOES YOUR MOM *while covering his ears for safety purposes of course*
Bully: * screaming, blood coming out of his ears*
You: *running away* haha loser
Bully: *dies*

by TrecherousTreche January 03, 2019

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squishy dimple face

In reference to a person or persons, displaying facial characteristics that include cheeks that invoke the desire to squish or squeeze said cheeks, as well as dimples placed in the traditional position of the cheeks but also elsewhere on the face such as in the chin. Displaying the combination of both of these traits results in the person having a "squishy dimple face".

"Check out that cute girl over there...she has a squishy dimple face that I wanna squeeze"
Person to friend: "Mate, when you smile, you have a proper squishy dimple face. Sort it out".

by hullabalou247 October 20, 2018

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