Somebody: Did you hear about Carl's bouncy dead dog?
Somebody else: No, was his dead dog really bouncing?
Somebody else: No, was his dead dog really bouncing?
by Mrs. Doggy August 22, 2022

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by Vozhx_ May 12, 2022

A small dog that is generally carried under the arm of its owner rather than left to move on its own. Often ubiquitous among young female celebrities and influencers.
These dogs generally live charmed lives and often sport designer accessories.
Example breeds include, teacup dogs, Pomeranians, chihuahuas, dachshunds, Yorkshire terriers, etc.
Examples in popular culture, Paris Hilton who is often seen carrying a chihuahua in her armpit.
Also known as “purse pups”.
These dogs generally live charmed lives and often sport designer accessories.
Example breeds include, teacup dogs, Pomeranians, chihuahuas, dachshunds, Yorkshire terriers, etc.
Examples in popular culture, Paris Hilton who is often seen carrying a chihuahua in her armpit.
Also known as “purse pups”.
Paris Hilton’s elbows must really hurt at the end of the day. She’s always carrying an armpit dog.
I never go anywhere without my armpit dog, Piper.
I never go anywhere without my armpit dog, Piper.
by Shrimp Fan August 22, 2020

There's Dan the man, and then there's Dan the dog.
Unlike Dan the man, Dan the dog is an animal; a filthy and barefooted beast.
Has fleas
Unlike Dan the man, Dan the dog is an animal; a filthy and barefooted beast.
Has fleas
by RD_ May 18, 2022
