Shawn Face

What people have when you look like your name is Shawn

You are a Shawn if you have a Shawn face

That's the persons name

I know they have a Shawn face

by Boogereater69 November 25, 2024

monkey face piece of shit

Dude that has too many plastic bottles.

Why do you have so many plastic bottles, you monkey face piece of shit?

by Fpicard September 27, 2013

Chamber Face

When one has to take a shit, but cannot reach the bathroom at the time and is focusing on not farting or soiling themselfs, this is also known as having "one in the chamber". This usually comes with a slumped back, slow long paces, a serious face, and a humped walk. And usually when one releases one from the chamber they have what is known as, the release face.

WIPE OFF THAT CHAMBER FACE

by Onebulletinyourchamber June 18, 2011

turtle face mushroom-head

Someone you feel is the finest piece of ass on this planet. The most gorgeous girl in the world. Not a 10, 20, 100. This is the Dime of Dimes I’m talking about. Whatever you see when you close your eyes and think of perfection. This bitch is it!!

Turtle face mushroom-head

Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?

Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?

Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee

Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.

by The Real RopeJump December 25, 2018

Buzz my face

To telephone an individual.

"Buzz my face" the next time you're in town and we'll go for a drink.

by Chris Ha December 24, 2007

Resting pleasant face

Smiling while thinking smug thoughts

She sat silently while staring into the great blue yonder with a resting pleasant face as she plotted her sweet revenge.

by Loween18 March 9, 2017

Face-Rapist

An aggressive kiss reminding you of the awkward turtle moments of puberty

John totally face-raped me on the dance floor, it was gross! He's such a face-rapist.

by UndercoverOrca August 10, 2016