Pauly Walnuts syndrome

a disorder arising when an aging bachelor spends too much time alone and ends up being chatty to the point of annoyance.

I wish Uncle Schlomo would get laid already... every time I see him, it takes a half hour to extract myself...
he's got a bad case of Pauly Walnuts Syndrome!

by TaurusDude999 December 26, 2023

Kowalski Syndrom

The Kowalski Syndrom is a trend on german Tik Tok referring to the german pornstar "Egon Kowalski" and his excessive moans he does in his videos. People on Tik Tok doing the trend will be "infected" with the syndrom and constantly moan in their sentences or conversations, imitating Egon Kowalski. They'll say phrases like "rein in die Futterluke" (in the feed hatch), "rein in die Biotonne" (in the bio trash), parodying his dirty talk.

(infected with the Kowalski Syndrom) "Hello Miss Baker (boah), can I COME over today (boah)

by KaiserBeo December 27, 2023

kimberly syndrome

someone who believes they're always the victim, and everyone is out to get them

"i got scolded today when all i did was not wash the dishes! my parents hate me!"

"get well from the kimberly syndrome soon"

by nanonn December 27, 2023

Granny Dancing Syndrome

When a female is in a club and they dance sexually but it does not suit them as a person. This results in other surrounding people feeling uncomfortable.
For example "God , i hate when she tries to grab me in the club, it fees like my grandmas trying to grind on me."

"i thought they were best friends , why is she trying to get away from her?" "oh, that's just granny dancing syndrome"

by rubella.com December 28, 2023

Decimal Dick Syndrome

When someone's dick is so small... that it can only be measured in decimal form.

Male Doctor: "I'm sorry, Rob. But you have a case of Decimal Dick Syndrome. Highly contagious. Please stay away from me."

by Slipnslide December 28, 2023

Emma Syndrome

A contagious disease that triggers your brain cells to suddenly disappear from existence. This rare phenomenon causes the victim to experience extreme stupidity and be called idiotic, stupid, dumb, worthless, invaluable, creature, abomination, hideous entity, pointless being, and many more.

Careful Sara... don't slurp on Emma's hole, you might get infected with Emma Syndrome.

by ddy1xn December 28, 2023

Emma Syndrome

A contagious disease that triggers your brain cells to suddenly disappear from existence. This rare phenomenon causes the victim to experience extreme stupidity and be called idiotic, stupid, dumb, worthless, invaluable, creature, abomination, hideous entity, pointless being, and many more.

Careful Vellexia... don't slurp on Emma's hole, you might get infected with Emma Syndrome.

by ddy1xn December 28, 2023