wizard dog

a dog with fluffy, floppy ears, furry coat, friendly personality, and an all-around nice dog.

a golden retriever that is so cute, awesome or just lazy, old wizard dog.
"man you have some wizard dog".

by campbell rees February 20, 2009

Dog

A measurement of 2.5 feet or 30 inches.

That couch is 3 dogs long.

by Mathamumuffins June 21, 2021

Castro's Lap Dog

When a bastard son with a shitty accent and gay haircut tries to turn a democracy into Communist country whilst hiding behind a pandemic and his door.

Hey look over there, isn't that Trued... Nevermind. That's Castro's Lap Dog.

by Indifferent justice March 21, 2022

Where’s the dog barking?

Where’s the party at, where’s shit going down?

Hey bruh, I wanna do something tonight, where’s the dog barking?

by NordicNate February 1, 2019

Hair of the Dog

When you are going down on someone and your beard is so long you get your own beard hair caught in your throat.

Last night I went down on her and hair of the dogged myself. I coughed up a giant hairball in the morning.

by 3viliv3 October 12, 2022

Mad Dogging

To give someone a mad dog (the beverage) and have them chug it in one go.

This mofo won’t stop mad dogging me at 10am, what a dick.

by James (Dukes) Madison May 10, 2024

Dog logged

When you’re hitting it from the back and she Poops on your shaft.

“Bro you’re not gonna believe this, I was clapping Tammy and she dog logged me.”

“That’s fucked!!”

by Krul November 2, 2018