Wash my dog

The act of doing/snorting cocaine. A clever way to hide it from a large crowd but also keep humor high.

“ Hey you guys, wanna go wash your dog?”

“Hey Chris where have you been?” “Sorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog”

by P.L.S January 31, 2019

Choof Dog

King of the durry heads. If there is one thing he can do, it’s smoke a cigarette

Who does he think he is? Choof Dog?

by Vin84 July 3, 2021

your dog is not my dog

It’s basically your business is not my business

I would care but your dog is not my dog

by Armyhope June 13, 2022

dog

slang/shorthand for "dogshit"; used when describing something that does not live up to one's standards and/or expectations

Bob: I swear to god bro! Everyone on my team is fucking dog! Not me though, I'm cracked out of my mind.

Also Bob: Bro why do I always get dog-ass teammates! Every game man! I'm going to lose my mind!

by Hyasynth December 10, 2023

Ho Dog

A bacon-wrapped hot dog slow cooked on a skewer in front of a campire.

Mark made me the best Ho Dog when we went camping this weekend!

by EightyMind August 7, 2023

Catahoupherd Leopard Dog

A mix breed of a German Shepard and a Catahoula Leopard Dog. Bred to be best friends of children.

Look at flynn he is such a great Catahoupherd Leopard Dog.

Jason's best friend is a Catahoupherd Leopard Dog named Flynn

by Cbtmp January 21, 2021

Dog Water

What annoying little shits say when you mess up at something

Also a sign you should put your son up for adoption immediately if he says it

10 year old child on mic: let’s go! You’re dog water, you trash can!

You: …

by Twyst66 January 16, 2022