A really tiny dog who is losing his hair, he has a lot of anger about it. Never pet a nico when he is sleeping
by wowowowdefinitions May 5, 2022
Get the Nico the Bald Dogmug. Ignoring the clear fact that a conflict is bigger than any one man, denying another his rightful and delicious hot dog through physical force or clever, conniving trickery. A truly dastardly act.
In a feud over a "fives" call, deciding who will win the most comfortable and convenient seat at a Supebowl party, one contestant encourages a grillmaster to deny his foe a hot dog: one variation of the dog-block.
by Michael R. Davis February 4, 2008
Get the dog-blockmug. did you see that dancing hot dog boi?
where?
right behind u
*hotdog appears*
OH SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK ABORT ABORT
where?
right behind u
*hotdog appears*
OH SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK ABORT ABORT
by gamephoneguy February 11, 2018
Get the hot dogmug. When a canine (or a person) sits or lays and seems to stare aimlessly into space. They are actually watching dog TV.
I think I'll go home, smoke a big fatty and watch some dog TV.
I think I'll go home, smoke a big fatty and watch some dog TV.
Bob lost his job, his girlfriend broke up with him and the doctor put him on anti-depressants. It's really sad, he just sits at the kitchen table all day long and watches dog TV .
by RicardoCorridor February 9, 2009
Get the dog TVmug. Triple Dog Dehne is a nickname given to those who have an awful, seal-like laugh, someone that interrupts incessantly, and loves Shirley Temple drinks. Aside from all of that, she’s an amazing, genuine, loyal friend. Anyone would be lucky to have a friend like her. Oh, and she can also fit 3 hotdogs in her mouth at one time.
by kaylam February 16, 2018
Get the Triple Dog Dehnemug. 
The system of ideas behind dog engagement theory suggests that there is a net positive benefit from interacting with others as if they were dogs. From playful banter to teasing and trolling, the behaviors that bring about joy in dogs will also bring about joy in fellow humans - especially romantic partners. This stems from the belief that most take life too seriously and do not wish to risk awkward moments in pursuit of genuine and fun interactions. Those who subscribe to dog engagement theory are viewed as comedic and charismatic socializers in any setting and can turn any gathering into an enjoyable hangout.
Amanda: “You guys should invite Matt to the party! He’s such a funny guy.”
Steve: “Yea sure, but am I not funny too?”
Amanda: “Kind of. But Matt is just so charismatic and playful. I think he follows dog engagement theory so that’s why he’s better.”
Steve: “I don’t think I can compete with him then.”
Amanda: “You’re right Steve. I think we should both see other men.”
Steve: “Yea sure, but am I not funny too?”
Amanda: “Kind of. But Matt is just so charismatic and playful. I think he follows dog engagement theory so that’s why he’s better.”
Steve: “I don’t think I can compete with him then.”
Amanda: “You’re right Steve. I think we should both see other men.”
by scarlet_alliance February 25, 2024
Get the Dog Engagement Theorymug.