pulled a johnie

when someone says something will happen and the opposite immediately happens

can't believe PSG got knocked out cause he pulled a johnie

by AndreaTheApe April 13, 2021

Pull an Ark

To say something completely random in order to change the current topic of conversation.

Person 1: So i got a vesectomy today.
Person 2: So no more kids huh?
Person 3: BUTTSECKS!
Person 2: Hows the buttsecks working out for you?
Person 1: Don't Pull an Ark on me!

by yearghable December 13, 2008

Pulling a P Dawg

Inserting a Q tip into someone's poop shut, promising to be gentle but getting ultra aggressive with it

Stanley was pulling a P Dawg last night.

by Tkfd March 4, 2021

Pulling an Anthony

Riding a bike and someone pretends to run into you scaring you so bad that it kills you

Stop pulling an Anthony!!!

by Fjkbcfbmbghkb June 2, 2018

Pulling a Quintana

Alt: Quintanaing
To be disorganized and forget something important about your job.

Ronald was really pulling a Quintana today, he forgot to go to the meeting!

Natalia, I forgot to do the homework! How could I be Quintanaing so hard today?

by Jrgh2025 September 12, 2023

Pulled an Adam

To make plans with someone and then ego those plans by not showing up or making up a random excuse.

I was supposed to go get lunch with him but he Pulled an Adam.

by Tecnikle December 15, 2025

Pulling a livya

The definition of pulling a livya is where you act as if you have nothing left in life and your depressed when you aren't, which guilt trips the person into doing something the other person wants e.g, staying in a relationship with them, it is most commonly used by women in situations.

'Yo did you hear Jessica is pulling a livya on John bro, his life's fucked now'

'Oh dayummm isn't that where you guilt trip them, that must hurt'

I feel very bad for that guy.

by Jthaturbsnjjh January 24, 2023