Cunt to face

Another word for whipped, but more vulgar to add emphasis that the man will bow down to his date's, Girl Friend, or wife's feet. Even for the most trivial thing.

Girl- "Blaze, could you walk to the car and get me a bottle water?"

Blaze friends- "You do realize we parked a mile down the road right?"

Girl- "But I want water"

Blaze- (Started walking before anyone said anything)

Blaze Friends- "what a cunt to face"

by KingMosquito June 25, 2010

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face on

When someone does/says something stupid or messes up at something to the point you can only make fun of them.

John-“I can’t believe I missed the catch”.

Bryan- “Face on”.

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hoe face

A face that exhibits the quality of a hoe: dick sucking lips, probably heavy eyeliner or something

Not to be confused with "hoe phase".

She had a hoe face during her hoe phase.

by Queen Thy February 18, 2023

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Face leech

A parasite with great audacity; a feeding parasite easily seen by others; a funny parasite that reminds one of ‘good times’; a small but colorful jungle creature good for a laugh; a creature easily plucked off and thrown away.

Origin: picture of Madagascar leech on the face of the world’s leading expert on leeches, Mai Fahmy.

Honey, hold still for a second. You’ve got a face leech. Got it!

by bespectacled May 06, 2022

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