Cock Apnea

When you insert your penis into their mouth during sleep, causing the airway to become restricted and resulting in a sudden, violent awakening that may or may not cause severe damage to one's member.

To get her back for making fun of my snoring, I gave her an episode of Cock Apnea! I'll be out of the hospital next week.

by Byram Suddarth III June 28, 2024

jibbly cock

A desease in which your penis slowly shrinks to nothing.

Jay moore has the worst case of jibbly cock ever. I think his penis is inverted. Shrinking penis

by Scorpio66699 October 19, 2013

Cock on a stick

Used like damn it or fuck! Controversial whether the cock is put on the stick like a hot dog or a corn dog, and whether it’s hard or flaccid.

Cock on a stick! I just realised I should have submitted that very important report yesterday.

by anotherswearword December 06, 2018

Floppy donkey cock

It’s a cock that’s has been used so much from a donkey it’s all floppy

Wow the donkeys cock is a floppy donkey cock

by Sparkiee July 27, 2022

Cannon Cock

A chode cock

Friend 1: "I have a massive penis"
Friend 2: "No I have seen your cannon cock, its just wide"

by Angery Goomba Except not March 01, 2020

cock stab

To forcefully move one's pelvis during intercourse as if attempting to damage the vagina.

I would like to cock stab Jim's wife again, she's a good sport.

by last of the nice guys February 01, 2010

cock juggling thunder cunt

When the word cunt simply won't do

what a cock juggling thunder cunt

by Peter Peter the Pipe Eater March 30, 2024