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drug induced baby

This is when people on drugs get together and are so wasted they don't know their own name let alone the person they are having sex with at the moment. Nine months later they are scanning the town with paternity test. After the hunt they find the name of the guy so they can complete the name on the birth certificate. They also get a chance to introduce themself and the baby to the guy, Finally.
Did you know that's her third drug induced baby? They've got to get a rehab for that.
by legitimate life August 16, 2011
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Modern baby names

A name for a new born always containing at least 1 x or z in it. Usually took either 8 months + 20 days, or 5 minutes. Also these names are always stupid. These monstrosities also may contain more Y’s then necessary.
I don’t understand stand the obsession with these Modern baby names. Stop naming your kids after a serial killer.
-Me

Oh cool, how about I name my kid Jackson, but spelt like Jaxxynne, to give it that modern baby name twist.
by RyanTheFox June 14, 2021
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ought baby

Generation Z:

Generation X came after the Baby Boomers.
Generation Y were coined the "Millennials" because they came about at the turn of the millennium.
Generation Z started in the ought years. ('01, '02, etc.) Hence, Ought Baby.
The Millennials grew up in a world that was never without the internet whereas an Ought Baby will grow up in a world that was never without smart phones.
by AmadeuS469 June 22, 2018
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THE baby

an evil baby in the woods, that only comes out & cries in late september. if you say the name three times, it will haunt you.
by buckylover December 14, 2021
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Baby churn

A cult term for new to the faith followers. Also used by pedophiles in the cult to lure and groom children into indoctrination of the cult.
Good morning baby churn great message for Holy Friday, love Grandma.
by Spacemonkey252 July 13, 2023
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savage babies

be careful with those babies they are extremly dangerous. they can do anything without their rights. their parents and the doctor try to stop them. but they fail. so if you find them. RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!!!
by biggiecheese December 31, 2016
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bat baby

Alicia is such a bat baby, she has fucked every guy on the team.
by trippypoet September 16, 2018
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