cock

a chicken with greasy foots

your mother is a cock
whaaaaa???? a chicken duh

by gregglygreggjeffleygreg November 10, 2022

Mathew's Cock

An astronomical cock, that can take your breath in a heart beat. Your vagina and legs will shake harder then Worlds Trade Center on September 11 2001.

You better watch out for the ol' mathew's cock

by xdcreamed October 16, 2020

Fat-cock genocide

Oh! Wait! I forgot about the "women are only fucking the fat-cocks and the rest of us have to have relationships with the sloppy seconds and we're living in fat-cock parental Dictatorship"

Hym "But 'kill all men' is just as much a call for genocide as 'fat-cock genocide' but it made the women realize they're all fat cock supremacists so now I don't own the contents of my own mind... But the guy who SOLD IT AND HAS MONEY IN HIS BANK ACCOUNT DOES!"

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

pulling your cock

When one plucks another mans chicken with great integrity

Joey: What are you doing?!?!?!
Shane: I’m just pulling your cock
Joey: oh ok

by It’s 4:45 my dudes December 1, 2017

Albino cock fight

A albino cock fight is where u cum on a girl's eyes and she punches ur cock till it bleeds. GIRL MUST BE WHITE AND BLOND.

Bro I just had the best albino cock fight with my girl last night

by anonymous December 22, 2021

Frankenstein Cock

When you have sex so many times that it seems humanly impossible to regain an erection, but by some miracle, the girl manages to get you up for another round.

My girlfriend and I had sex so many times last night. Just when I thought I was done I got Frankenstein cock.

by mustache_ride01 December 12, 2017

kandahar cock wrench

Torture device used in the movie “the dictator”

The Kandahar cock wrench is banned because it was deemed to safe in Saudi Arabia

by Tuesyk1 May 27, 2025