Because I'm white, autistic, ADHD, kind, good, loving, ALWAYS right, and their golden girl wants me so bad she calls me God 🤦🏻 ♂️🧘🏻 ♂️
by Jumpingchaos March 08, 2024
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by Solrac_Selidor October 10, 2019
A devious act, most comparable to a wet form of Czechoslovakian Door-Knob. It can be performed on any person large or small, however the practitioner should wear rubber soled shoes for safety such as crocs.
Last night I slipped while attempting a Bulgarian Shower Head resulting in the old bird losing a spleen.
by Anonymous1105 June 07, 2022
by FirstDicklyHead April 05, 2017