Cock

The fucking male chicken

Oi. U got a big cock?
Yea fam but my cock's in me farm do...

by A cultured person March 12, 2019

cock slap

To be hit in the face with a penis

I Will cock slap you

by Jhfffhjk April 5, 2016

cock

mines is huge

MIKE- i was beating my cock hard.

by hoerw October 26, 2022

Dewey Cocks

A naive female who does sexual favors for a friend and possibly his friends to get coke when they can’t afford it.

Person 1: Who’s Dewey Cocks?
Person 2: One of my bitches, you tryna smash. She’ll blow and smash the homies for a gram.
Person 1: Comig over with the gang right now.

by Perras Amor Drama May 7, 2018

Critical fat-cock theory

This only thing you WON'T steal and promulgate.

Hym "Nobody else thinks that's weird? They'll steal EVERYTHING BUT critical fat-cock theory! That isn't weird to anyone else? God, I think it's weird. Don't you? Critical fat-cock theory! The ultimate theory! So profound it terrifies scholars and charlatans alike."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024

Cock

An action performed in order to prepare a firearm for shooting

"Cock ur gun stoopid"

by PaquitoTaquito December 9, 2014

Cock goggles

The inability to see past the dick that was thrown on you by a man who initiates an orgasm to the point of excusing all flaws, shitheadedness, and sarcastic remarks he makes.

Dude, dumb bitch has cock goggles after I owned that shit.

I love these cock goggles he gives me! No, it's cool. I owe him money.

I tried to put him out, but my cock goggles were smeared from all his "I love you's".

by Dr. Ima King, PhD May 7, 2022