Mushroom Headed

Dipping an erect penis in ketchup or similar sauce and smacking it across another persons face.

It was hilarious. Lindsey fell asleep on the couch and Johnny mushroom headed her!

by Vendetta49 August 27, 2022

dole head

One who avoids working, and instead chronically collects the "dole" (British welfare money), despite being perfectly able to do so.

That guy is a right dole head. He hasn't done a days work in years.

by Kit N May 7, 2017

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025

Road Head Thursday

Thursdays are for road head.

“Sorry boss I can’t come in today. It’s Road Head Thursday”.

by benandjerrychunkexcavator January 13, 2022

Head Juice

Juice that seeps from the head, often staining pillow cases a dark yellow-brown. Whilst commonly believed to result from dirty hair, the juice actually seeps from the head itself.

"Yuck! Why has your pillow case turned yellow?"

"Don't mind that, it's just some head juice."

by juicyhead August 10, 2025

But-head

Interupts you all the time by saying things like "yeah, sure but..." or "well, sure, but."

John is pretty nice, but he's a bit of a but-head.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Head

A part of the human body you dirty minded person...

Teacher: we are studying a human head today
Student 1: *giggles*
Teacher: stop being so immature you dumbass it ain’t like you’ll ever be getting head
Child 2: thAt ain’t what I saw last night... you two were getting pretty steamy

Teacher:
Student 1:
The spider on the wall: oh shit

by PippyThePig November 29, 2019