Dog n' log

Having sex while the female defacates

Gave my wife a dog n' log last night

by Shitwhisker July 21, 2019

Asbury Hot Dog Warmer

Placing one's dong in between buttcheeks to warm that puppy up during the colder months.

Dale: It's so blustery out today!
Luke: I could really go for an Asbury Hot Dog Warmer.
Dale: I got you bro!

by Wagonwheel69 November 18, 2021

shag the dog

shag = screw aka screw your imaginary gf who is actually an anime character with big tiddies
so basically screw a dog
and say when ur bored or out of context
or maybe sarcasm

friend 1 = 'hey its time to wake up!'
me = 'no its time to shag the dog'

by cupcacatoesbakaguo January 4, 2022

Damp Dog

the classical mad doggo. Backstory: Oliver and Company, when the cat tricks the dog he gets *damp*

*teacher gets mad*
oliver sees the teacher and runs.
suddenly the teacher is damp dog

by Vadibadummister June 28, 2020

Dog Rolled

Disappearing from society, removing themselves from group chats.

Has anyone seen Tom? Na cunt dog rolled like Maddie McCann.

by D Raid March 25, 2022

Dog

a person who likes to play roblox

I'm friends with someone who is dog.

by y0urdog November 3, 2022

Dog

Someone you can rely on, who will love you for their whole life and who you will mourn at death. A friend for life. A source of allergies in bad people. Opposite of a cat.

I love my Dog. She will love me forever and i love her.

by DemonicEntity April 12, 2022