October 19.National Friendzone Day

It's the day my friend got friendzoned

I'm sorry. I only like you as a friend. -2 minutes later- *texts friend* SHE FRIENDZONED ME BRUH OH AND TODAY IS October 19.NATIONAL FRIENDZONE DAY TOO

by Person that got friendzoned November 10, 2019

national apple day

a day to eat and celebrate apples (oct 20th)

national apple day is when u can eat as many apples as u want without being called crazy

by chapplesroan March 2, 2025

national love your step cousin day

national love your step cousin day is where you show how you feel about your step cousin.

omg guys! it’s national love your step cousin day. i need to go tell my step cousin i love her and i’m so grateful to have her.

by lani knows best June 4, 2022

National fuck anything day

On April 14th you have the rights to fuck anything because it’s National fuck anything day

Example:
Boy: hey wanna fuck?
Girl: ew no, u ugly mf
Boy: okay, then i’ll go fuck a shredder
Girl: why?

Boy: because it’s national fuck anything day!

by StankyOldPenis21 April 14, 2021

National Hug Month

On October, hug anyone basically :)

Person1: It’s October u know what that means!

Person2: National Hug Month!

by yuckaland October 3, 2021

National Takchit Day

takchit day is on 2 july and today is the day where u abuse your friends 🥰

yo wtf today is NATIONAL TAKCHIT DAY

by big toilet paper February 27, 2021

national missionary day

The day you do only missionary.

Today is National Missionary day, let’s go do missionary!!

by missionaryqueen June 8, 2023