boohoo baby

The only valid thing to say to someone when they're complaining about anything.

Jimmy: Someone just stole all of my money!

Bob: boohoo baby

by chesyon January 4, 2023

baby dictator conundrum

A theoretical problem in which a person is a time traveler and has traveled back to the infantile stage of something horrible happening (e.g. traveling back to when a dictator was a baby) and can choose to either put a complete stop to it (killing the baby) or try to turn it into something good instead (raising the baby to not be a terrible person).

Person 1: "What would you do if you could go back in time to when Hitler was a baby?"

Person 2: "Ah yes, the good ol' baby dictator conundrum."

by toad pond September 23, 2025

Government Sugar Baby

One who is capable physically of completing a job but rather chooses to sit at home and leach checks from the government.

Dave is such a “government sugar baby”, he needs to get off his ass and get a job.

by Rob144 September 13, 2022

miss baby

a tall bicycle seat head who wears a white sweater

Miss baby was at clark park on a field trip with her students

by gena wena October 15, 2020

Baby uncle

Uncle that is under 10 years apart, same age or younger

It's kind of awkward seeing my baby Uncle now that we hit puberty

by 459395 April 10, 2023

Butt Baby

A metaphorical term used to describe a person so foul and Dumb or Mentally Challenged that they surely must have been born a Butt baby through the rear.

Dude Noah is so dumb he has to be a butt baby for sure!

Haha yeah his dad probably left because he was so ashamed that his beautiful boy was a butt baby product

by RealPaulLink July 9, 2022

hay baby

People from Indiana who fall in love with Scarecrows

Dale fell in love with a scarecrow. what a hay baby

by Mbrett6 March 7, 2025