NATIONAL SEX DAY

the day when everyone finds a partner and have sex

person 1:did you attend national sex day?
person 2:sorry i was born 9 months after

by lololololololololololol1234 October 7, 2019

National Raccoon Day

On September 19th, everyone in texas get a raccoon and give it cotton candy and watch a raccoon do what a raccoon does

Look, that raccoon has cotton candy, Must be National Raccoon Day.

by JoeMa_ April 4, 2023

national boyfriend day

national boyfriend day on august 21 show them some appreciation

“happy boyfriend day babe”
“thxxx”

national boyfriend day!

by poopopppooo August 11, 2021

National suck it day

Whatever you ask to he sucked will be sucked

Hey jersey suck my dick its national suck it day

by Doctor big penis September 21, 2020

national fuck a brody

on this day (september 16th) you have sex with someone named brody

“wow do you know what day it is?”
“yes it’s National Fuck A Brody Day”

by derek smith September 7, 2020

National Freak Day

August 8th, A Day where all freaks can rejoice and celebrate with men / women alike

"Hey man it's national freak day you can do whatever you want"

by Ususuxu August 7, 2024

national bully remi day

national bully remi day is on the 27th of February every year. make sure to bully your friend named remi!

Person 1: Hey, what day is it?
Person 2: Oh, it's national bully remi day

by mangoaeri February 27, 2024