baby bong

Half the size of a normal bong (little sized bong)

I'm real feeling it now I'm only going have a baby bong

by Kinganswers December 18, 2015

Shaku Shaku Baby

A shit song made by a YouTube channel UnreleasedbyH. It is an abomination of music, a disrespect to musicians like Mozart so great nothing other than a castration could top it. You should really listen to it if you feel like hearing's for suckers!!

Hey Ishan what are you jerking off to? UnreleasedbyH? Goddamn didn't expect that to get you hard.

Bro I'm really tired of having functioning ears and brain, is there anything I can do? Yeah, you should listen to Shaku Shaku Baby

by HoneyPiePussy April 27, 2025

baby shit

make cake out of baby shit

hey wtf are u making with baby shit-

by blizzard bitch February 4, 2021

Babies

A stupid thing your parents made and probably regret making.

Mom: "Lets have babies!"

Dad: "Okay, but we won't keep it right?"
Mom: "No lets just do it for the-"
Dad: "Okay! I'm in!"

by Anonymous (Unknown) June 7, 2018

Wic baby

A person who was raised with government assistance.

That bum Maya is a wic baby

by MayasFan3432 September 11, 2021

trojan baby

When your Trojan breaks and you have a baby it is a Trojan baby.

John told me his condom broke. Looks like he's got a Trojan baby coming.

by Timstauder January 2, 2017

Alternative Baby Bonding (ABB)

Having to have another person (i.e. paternal partner, family member, etc.) bond with a newborn postpartum due to maternal complications (i.e. endometritis, post part blues/depression, OB Hemorrhaging)

My baby daddy is going to have to incorporate alternative baby bonding (ABB) because I am currently unable to do so due to my postpartum complications.

by J.Luis September 19, 2019