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Cock Nose mouse

mouse that has a nose shaped like a penis
An animal that has a cock for a nose
by Bobby May 13, 2005
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The Walter Matthau Mouth

The act of screwing a woman with a rather large vagina, that was shaved about 2 weeks prior. An old man with no teeth and a 5 oclock shadow giving you a hummer, slobbering out of the sides of his mouth.
Wow, last night I picked up that old bitch from the bar, went back to her apartment and her box was like The Walter Matthau Mouth!

My scoutmaster tried to blow me at camp. I wouldnt let him, his shit is like Walter Matthau dude!
by captain jeff January 30, 2008
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Right Hand Mouth

An obsequious (suck up) loud mouthed assistant, who serves no observable purpose other than to vociferously agree with and support whatever idea the boss has come up with.
"That Bob is Mister Big's right hand mouth."

Keep in mind this is all in good humor, and I have provided "equal time" for both parties:

Democrats: Condy is the president's right hand mouth.

Republicans: Bill is Hillary's right hand mouth.

TV Version: Dwight ("The Office") is Michael's right hand mouth.
by John X. Tampa April 21, 2008
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to fuck mountains

v., Fucking mountains; to have sex while being under the influence of MDMA (ecstasy) and/or cocaine.
Francis: HOOOLLLYYY SHHHHIIIIT, last night I was at that rave and I fucked this girl. It felt like moutains. It felt like mountains!!

Tyna: Dude, you fucked mountains?

Casie: I was there too... I wanted to fuck mountains..

Tyna: Dude..
by impaired April 16, 2009
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civil war mouth

When a girls teeth are so bad, it looks like they are having a big fight in her mouth. Just like they are having a civil war in her mouth.
She's hot but had some serious civil war mouth.
by Fencesitter June 19, 2009
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booking up a mountain

To climb a mountain trail with vigor and determination
Joshua Quitter began a recent article in Time magazine about a Palm's Pre, profiling the man who created it, writing on June 15, 2009: "A few weeks ago, Jon Rubinstein
was booking up a mountain the side of Mount Tamalpais in......"
by PRwiz101 July 3, 2009
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Mack 10 mouthwash

The act of unloading a clip off a mack 10 in someones mouth.
I heard he was talking crap, so he took em out to the back and gave em the old mack 10 mouthwash.
by the xlaxer June 17, 2010
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