Cock n' Crocks

A lazy form of coitus in which the man's comfortable footwear, preferably crock brand footwear, is not removed.

"Sorry hun, I had a long day at work, so can we do Cock n' Crocks tonight?"

by Mcflurzle September 4, 2019

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Cock gobbler

Someone who partakes in the activity of gobbling cocks.

God, Samantha is such a cock gobbler.

by Jesus Harold Christ September 5, 2019

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Hamster cock

An extremely small penis which is mostly prone to be apart of people called Harry.

Random Guy:OMG bro you have such a Hamster Cock!

by Peter-File101 September 8, 2019

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cock plug

a seller of cocks

I'm the cock plug. Got cock on deck, whatchu want?

by cockplug September 9, 2019

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Frankenstein Cock

When you have sex so many times that it seems humanly impossible to regain an erection, but by some miracle, the girl manages to get you up for another round.

My girlfriend and I had sex so many times last night. Just when I thought I was done I got Frankenstein cock.

by mustache_ride01 December 12, 2017

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Cock Block

When someone(DANE) intrudes on you everytime you are in the act or about to be in the act of sexual acts.

Bro dont come over right now im getting head. nah dude im coming over . dude stop its not funny. im on my way.
You dude can you hang out? nah i cant im hanging out with kate...texts kate hey can i hang out with you and chad.

fuck.

cock block

by Hellawo December 13, 2017

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