Cock Zone

The ultimate fail in hookup attempts. A combination of cock blocking yourself and getting placed in the friend zone at the same time.

"Sean cock zoned himself three nights in a row!"

by YearOfTheBallTap January 11, 2012

unloading zone

the part a female or male's body where they like semen most deposited

Straight version: Carmen's unloading zone was chewing gum, so her boyfriend had to find someplace else to splooge.

Gay version: Ted's unloading zone was consipated, so he went to the store to get some laxatives to clear that shit out.

by Dad win October 23, 2011

Bone Zone

The act of getting screwed over by a co-worker in the worst ways. After she's done it will smell like sadness and depression and old grilled cheese.

Oh man, I'm in the Bone Zone today. This sucks.

by The Dude Man 33 January 26, 2017

No-Fact Zone

A self made characture of talk shows;
Technique of changing the topic often to hide your ignorance;
Person who blames Burger King for the faults of McDonalds;

Did you see the way Billy framed his argument against Howord Dean last night on the no-fact zone ... pure genious

by Gooey July 6, 2005

Chee's Time Zone

someone who is always an hour behind everyone else because they get distracted easily by life's simple wonders.
Ex. sleeping, facebook, youtube...

ex: there is a appointment at 6pm. chee will show up at 7 pm due to her time zone.

Sarah: Where's Chee? She's late!

Tasha: no no she's not late. She's running on Chee's Time Zone!

by Lita_Lee March 13, 2010

anti-friend zone

A category into which people (usually romantic interests) who you feel strongly for to the extent that sharing a friendship would not be satisfactory to you are placed.

"What are you gonna do? She say's she just wants to be friends."
"Nah man, she's in the anti-friend zone. It would just be too awkward."

by binarytondic June 7, 2014

mein kampf-ert zone

Being in Hitlers ass

Your in mein Kampf-ert zone

by qwdbjksvgrabjk November 29, 2017