Luh Zach

Can Take Your Girl In A Smooth Fashion

"Dang There Go Luh Zach Hide You Female"

by Luh Zach October 20, 2020

fat zach

A walking whale With a little chode and he likes girls 18 years younger than him

Look at that fat Zach

by Ronald burris October 26, 2017

The Suite Life of Zach and Cody

One of the many shows that poisoned the once good disney channel. Remember Even Stevens? Funny jokes and the moral that followed most episods.
Shows like Zach and Cody don't give the viewer enough credit, only to exploit Zacks "Coolness" and Cody being a nerd and a pussy. They put Zach in "Cool" cloths and make him play guitar and skate, while thay make Cody, wear polos and play the keybored. Disney controls the concept of cool now i guess.

Even Stevens' joke:
Louis Stevens: and is it fair that Pluto has to live in a dog house, while Goofy, who is also a dog gets to drive around and play golf with Mickey?

everyone looks perplexed

Louis Stevens: It's just something that's always bothered me

Example of a The Suite Life of Zach and Cody joke:

Cody: Zack what's you're favorite shape?
Zach: Whats a Shape? (Laugh track)
Cody: Mines an Octagon because its interior angles equals mom's birthday.
Zach: Mom has a birthday? (Laugh track)

by Hello Helicopter February 21, 2008

The suite life of Zach and Cody

Yet another shitty Disney show, specifically engineered by evil Zog media moguls to appeal to stupid little girls and retarded boys.

Me: Hey Kristy, what the hell are you watching?

Kristy: Deeeeerrrr, The suite life of Zach and Cody!

Me: Jesus fucking christ.....

by Fuck Disney February 21, 2009

one ball zach hall

a guy named zach hall that has only one ball.

zach lacks one in his sack!

by stretch February 27, 2005

Dirty Zach

The act of pushing a woman's face into a full box of cat litter

That chick pissed me off so much, I gave her the dirty Zach. Pretty sure she got cat shit in her nose

by SKELETOR1111 October 23, 2020

radioshack zach

A radioshack zach is when you have an employee (does not have to be at a radioshack, but usually is) that doesn't know jack shit about anything your store sells. They generally race to the door to greet the person and welcome them to radioshack. Sounds like a good employee so far, well he's not. After they ask the person what they want, he then turns to the other, older, person working with him and asks 1 or more of the following:

"Where is that?"
"Do we have that?"
"Do you know anything about that?"
"Do you know what that is?"

Then after the other employee helps the customer radioshack zach steals the sale and gets the commission. However they do not stop there, when someone returns something on him, they do not specify that he was the seller, because if a radioshack zach did that, his commission would be taken away for that sale. A radioshack zach, usually likes to snowboard and drive. However he is not good at either one. They have numerous accidents on the snow on the mountain and the asphalt. If you are an employer, do NOT HIRE A RADIOSHACK ZACH

RZ: (run run run) "hi! welcome to radioshack! Is there anything certain you're looking for?"

Customer: "Do you have any adapters?"

RZ: "hmm...hey ____ (other employee) do we have any of those?"

Other employee: "Yes zach we have fucking adapters this is a fucking radioshack you dumb shit!"

Customer: "Oh, this is a radioshack zach huh? Well im going to walmart so i can get someone there who doesn't harrass me right when i walk in the door!"

Other employee: "i figured"

RZ: "what a bitch"

Other employee: "shut the fuck up, you are a dumb ass, thats the only customer all day and you went and scared him to fucking walmart! WTF!"

by 22p277 February 5, 2008