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Zach

Zach is someone who will make you fall in love with them for whole year and tell you he loves you many times, then decide that he is no longer happy being with you anymore, and is sick of the “arguments” and says you’re apparently too emotional despite knowing you suffer from a mental illness. And then after he is “no longer happy with you” he will continue to string you along for 2 months, kissing you and being with you, but everytime you say you still love him, he will say “sorry, this doesn’t mean anything. i don’t want a relationship”. And he will continue to repeat this cycle of cuddling and kissing you constantly but never admitting he still loves you. and when you get upset he says “he never made you go back to him” fully knowing that you are still in love with him and are incredibly attached to him and cannot comprehend him not being in your life. So you constantly go back so that for even a short while, you can once again feel loved by your first love and the one person who ever made you feel safe and who made you fully comfortable around him.
Hello, are you in the mood to get constantly used and taken advantage of in your vulnerable state? Ask Zach!
by agesandtutoring November 22, 2023
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Zach

Zach is one of the most amazing people you’ll ever meet without a doubt!! Anyone can instantly fall for him no matter how long it takes to get to know him, he’s adorable in every way and so easy to talk to that you could spend half a life time making conversation with him. He’s so courageous and usually absolutely awesome at football and has a really good taste in music. Find yourself a zach in your life, he’s everything anybody could want and has all the time in the world for you. He can instantly make you happy and smile make your days so much more bearable
I can’t believe how amazing zach is, I didn’t know anyone had the capacity to make me so happy
by Izzy init October 24, 2020
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zach time

the period of time between a plantation owner leaving the plantation and coming back.
Slave: ayo Pierre, Massa's not here, you wanna come out here?
Pierre: AYYYYYYYYE, it's Zach Time!
by thatgnigga April 30, 2021
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Zach Konrad

Sweet innocent and prude. will never get into anyones pants because he is too prude. generally nice guy but because of this will never get any action because hes to scared of girls
A nun gets more action then a Zach Konrad
by potpie2 December 13, 2010
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Zach

He do be cute doe
Man, Zach is pretty heckin adorable.
by lauren_islegit August 19, 2020
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Zach

A really cool, chill, caring guy. Doesn't talk all the time, but is there for you when you need him. Zach is a man of many talents and overall is just the perfect man.
Person 1. OMG is that Zach?
Person 2. I think it is!!
Person 3. He is like, so awesome!!
by kyle_pogz January 16, 2023
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zach

A smart and cute boy who swears a lot. Is very handsome and burps a lot. Zach's are very inappropriate!!!!
Zach stop burping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by poooooopqueen November 14, 2018
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